THCa Hippie Crippler Indoor Hydro
32.932% Cannabinoids | Hybrid (70/30 Sativa-Dominant) | Indoor Hydro | Cold-Cured
Berry Skunk | Sweet Pine | Euphoric Focus
THCa Hippie Crippler Indoor Hydro is a 70/30 sativa-dominant hybrid crafted in small batches and cold-cured for peak freshness and potency. With 27.151% THCa and 32.932% total cannabinoids, this is a top-tier strain built for experienced users who want energetic clarity without sacrificing calm body effects.
Aroma and flavor are loud and layered—earthy funk and pine on the nose with a berry-sweet, spicy inhale and rich, herbal finish. Expect an initial cerebral uplift followed by warm, mellow body relaxation. Ideal for creatives, daytime productivity, or mood-boosting hangs.
Flavor & Aroma:
Skunky berries, fresh pine, earthy spice
Effects:
Cerebral euphoria, mental clarity, balanced body calm
Key Terpenes:
- Pinene
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Caryophyllene
- Terpineol
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THCa: 27.151%
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Δ9-THC: 0.246%
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Total Cannabinoids: 32.932%
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Terpenes: 1.380%
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Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
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Form: Indoor Hydro | Cold-Cured
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Bud Size: Medium–Small
Note: Potent mental lift balanced by smooth physical ease—great for creative energy.
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Legal Compliance:
Farm Bill compliant. Contains <0.3% Δ9 THC. This product may result in a positive drug test. Not evaluated by the FDA. Adult use only.