THCa Hippie Crippler Indoor Hydro
30.3% Cannabinoids | Hybrid (70/30 Sativa-Dominant) | Indoor Hydro | Cold-Cured
Berry Skunk | Sweet Pine | Euphoric Focus
THCa Hippie Crippler Indoor Hydro is a 70/30 sativa-dominant hybrid crafted in small batches and cold-cured for peak freshness and potency. With ~30.0% THCa and ~30.3% total cannabinoids, this is a top-tier strain built for experienced users who want energetic clarity without sacrificing calm body effects.
Aroma and flavor are loud and layered—earthy funk and pine on the nose with a berry-sweet, spicy inhale and rich, herbal finish. Expect an initial cerebral uplift followed by warm, mellow body relaxation. Ideal for creatives, daytime productivity, or mood-boosting hangs.
Flavor & Aroma:
Skunky berries, fresh pine, earthy spice
Effects:
Cerebral euphoria, mental clarity, balanced body calm
Key Terpenes:
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Terpinolene
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Ocimene
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Myrcene
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THCa: 30.004%
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Δ9-THC: <0.3%
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Total Cannabinoids: 30.341%
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Terpenes: 2.215%
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Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
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Form: Indoor Hydro | Cold-Cured
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Bud Size: Medium–Small
Note: Potent mental lift balanced by smooth physical ease—great for creative energy.
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Legal Compliance:
Farm Bill compliant. Contains <0.3% Δ9 THC. This product may result in a positive drug test. Not evaluated by the FDA. Adult use only.
