THCa Hippie Crippler Indoor Hydro

$35.00
Genetics:
Sativa
THCa %:
30%+
Results:
Balance
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THCa Hippie Crippler Indoor Hydro
30.3% Cannabinoids | Hybrid (70/30 Sativa-Dominant) | Indoor Hydro | Cold-Cured

Berry Skunk | Sweet Pine | Euphoric Focus

THCa Hippie Crippler Indoor Hydro is a 70/30 sativa-dominant hybrid crafted in small batches and cold-cured for peak freshness and potency. With ~30.0% THCa and ~30.3% total cannabinoids, this is a top-tier strain built for experienced users who want energetic clarity without sacrificing calm body effects.

Aroma and flavor are loud and layered—earthy funk and pine on the nose with a berry-sweet, spicy inhale and rich, herbal finish. Expect an initial cerebral uplift followed by warm, mellow body relaxation. Ideal for creatives, daytime productivity, or mood-boosting hangs.

Flavor & Aroma:
Skunky berries, fresh pine, earthy spice

Effects:
Cerebral euphoria, mental clarity, balanced body calm

Key Terpenes:

  • Terpinolene

  • Ocimene

  • Myrcene

  • THCa: 30.004%

  • Δ9-THC: <0.3%

  • Total Cannabinoids: 30.341%

  • Terpenes: 2.215%

  • Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

  • Form: Indoor Hydro | Cold-Cured

  • Bud Size: Medium–Small

Note: Potent mental lift balanced by smooth physical ease—great for creative energy.

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Legal Compliance:
Farm Bill compliant. Contains <0.3% Δ9 THC. This product may result in a positive drug test. Not evaluated by the FDA. Adult use only.